Score: 10

"This was pretty great"

submission: Pandemic II

date: September 20, 2009

I played this game 10 times now...
2 times i had two locations uninfected
8 times i had one location uninfected..
in all 10 of these MADAGASCAR! was uninfected all 10 freaking times!
i tried it 1 last time... and i won... do you know why? because i started with Madagascar... wooptie F* do! this pretty much ruins the game... i tried every single possible combination of infections symptoms and resistances.
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besides that i see little space for improvement.

by the way what is the Title screen soundtrack? love it!

Score: 10

"Original and humorous"

submission: Professor Fucking Layton

date: September 13, 2009

You have a really unique sense of humor and I would love to see more of this in the near future.

as for constructive criticism... I'm blank. Sorry but i cant see anything that could have been done better. The voice acting was very good and the way you made a parody of crappy detective games is admirable. Furthermore the background music and animation gave it a really nice touch.

By the way like the idea about making a sarcastic game with really serious crimes and ridiculous child puzzles.

Score: 10

"Great game"

submission: Epic Battle Fantasy 2

date: September 10, 2009

one of the best games to ever get uploaded on newgrounds.... just 2 major flaws though....
1. the hydras have a fucking 100% kill spell... and there are 2 of them... 2 - 2 = 0 instant death no extra chance.
2. the save systems sucks %#&%¤#% from a &¤%¤#¤#¤"@£$34 in a EU@%#%#
i fucking hate the fact that i reached the tank on second stage and had to do the god damn hydra again... honestly you ought to get a save after every god damn stage. Its not like you can say "just l2p" because there are so many god damn luck factors in this game that I consider it impossible to avoid being taken out in 1 round every once in a while (even with all the defense upgrades and defense spells up)

and that is one major flaw... it does NOT contribute to the games difficulty in any way and neither does it make it any more entertaining... so why the @£$#! have it that way?
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and god... please don't vote this as a "useless review" just because this message is not like: "WTF BEST GAME EVAH!!!!11" i consider this constructive criticism which is what reviews are intended for.

Score: 4

"GOD DAMMIT!"

submission: Illwillpenis<3clockday 2

date: August 15, 2009

same shit as last year huh? youre a cunt... really...

Score: 6

"hmmm"

submission: Three Wishes

date: May 12, 2009

was pretty ok... not much to come for... but i gotta admit the punchline got me! that look on the wizards face was priceless

Score: 4

"uhm yeah..."

submission: Gamer Tonight - Racer

date: May 12, 2009

sorry but as much as i love Egoraptors voice acting i cant rate this very high.... most of the cartoons was pretty annoying... it only got even close to funny at the end but it didnt really cut it either.. it just.... wasnt funny...
(meh gee watch the fanboys downrating this review for stating my opinion)

Score: 9

"rofl"

submission: One More Brawl Taunts

date: May 12, 2009

allright... who is doing Pichu's voice? that one is fucking hilarious!

Score: 4

"meh"

submission: Saunich der Hejhaug

date: May 12, 2009

good idea and quite well done drawing... but the voice acting was not funny at all and it would have worked better if it was a little faster... a pretty halfassed attempt... you draw well... but thats about it..

Score: 10

"Jerry"

submission: Jackie

date: March 18, 2009

very nice.
for those of you who doesnt know this is based on the Flash named "Jerry" which is about the guy who hung himself. you should go watching it if you havent already

Score: 10

"woooow"

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

date: February 25, 2009

this made fun of so god damn many anime cliches that i couldnt stop laughing. you even had that wierd screen where someone says something promotional in japanese after the intro xD. this just shows what happens when the 2 best voice actors on newgrounds gets together to flame something XD.
really. this made my day. i havent laughed so hard for months!